Reality Television-Depravity at its Finest

It’s out there. It’s everywhere. It’s a cultural phenomenon. What is it, you wonder? I’m talking about reality television.

Reality television has done to television what porn has done to people’s sex lives. It has awakened our culture to things we never experienced or even dreamed. People who would have otherwise remained blissfully ignorant to this country’s oddities, failures, successes, charities, and deviances are now PAINFULLY AWARE of it ALL.

"Geeks, sportos, motorheads, dweebs, dorks, sluts, buttheads...they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. "

There’s something for everyone: geeks, jocks, fatties, preps, hippies, skaters, outcasts, drama kids, rich kids, burnouts, sluts and manwhores, etc. You name a category people identify with, and you bet your TV remote there’s a reality show for them! Let’s consider some of the more popular programs out there: Jersey Shore, The Bachelor, American Idol, The Biggest Loser, and 16 and pregnant. All of these shows have a sort of “train-wreck” appeal. That is, the content is so awful sometimes that you MUST watch it for fear of missing something that will be the talk of the country the next morning. Who wants to feel like the odd man out at the water cooler? National news? Who cares! Let’s talk about Snooki’s direct hit to the face instead.Β  Jersey Shore and The Bachelor are so disgusting in the way romantic and sexual relationships are portrayed that someone should have them all spayed or neutered for the good of the population. The Biggest Loser takes extreme lack of concern for one’s health and catapults contestants to fame by physically forcing them to get healthy, while 16 and Pregnant showcases teen moms and “dads”who, in many cases, are too immature to face the harsh realities of being a parent. All of this is garbage….and yet, I’m compelled to watch it. It’s addictive. Like crack. Watch it one time and you’re hooked. Miss it and you feign for it. Ugh….reality crack.

Too hot for TV

In addition to all the sweet, mainstream reality shows there are also niche shows, like Pawn Stars and Antiques Roadshow, Hoarders, Man versus Food, Little People, Say Yes to the Dress, Toddlers & Tiaras,Ice Road Truckers, Storm Chasers, etc. And,Β  please don’t forget about all the D-list( and I do mean d-bag) celebrities peddling shows…. There is SOMETHING for everyone. On any given night you can flip on the old tele and tune in to watch whatever oddball thing you’re into. So if you like to watch obese mothers dress their four-year-old daughters up like hookers, or Italian-Americans parade the streets of New Jersey dressed up like hookers, or watch otherwise successful women fight over the affections of one man like hookers, or witness grown men gorge themselves to the brink of vomiting much like they would after being with a hooker, then YOU ARE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND! AMERICA HAS A SHOW FOR YOU!

So my question here is this: since when did reality become better than fantasy? Why such a hang-up on reality television, America? I’m baffled…and don’t have time to ponder it because my DVR is full of reality TV I need to catch up on ASAP. Ya dig? πŸ˜‰

5 thoughts on “Reality Television-Depravity at its Finest

  1. I am fortunate that I have purposefully missed the Jersey Shore boat, but if there’s a Real Housewives or Teen Mom marathon on, you best believe I’ll be watching.
    Have you seen the Bobby Bottleservice spoof of Jersey Shore? You MUST check it out…hilarious!

  2. Reality is so much more surreal than fantasy plus we are all nosy by nature and like to voyeur into other peoples lives. It makes us feel better about ourselves. I like your blog!

  3. Thanks for the comments, friends!

    Tori-haven’t seen it. Will put it on my YouTube to-do list.

    ST- It’s an experience. My dad is a truck driver so it’s interesting to see what the Alaskan wilderness truckin’ is all about.

    Nicole- Glad you like my blog πŸ™‚ You’re right; reality is surreal so very often that it is often more interesting than fiction. Touche! πŸ™‚

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